Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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