i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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