Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I think my moral compass just broke
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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