I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
operation harelip BJ is a go
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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