is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
from now on my penis is your penis
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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