I just threw up on my dentist
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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