Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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