My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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