i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize