Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I need help removing her.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We left the knife in your bed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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