I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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