I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
accomplished twins. life is a go
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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