We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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