I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
