I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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