Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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