She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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