your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
