Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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