I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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