Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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