everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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