We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
