You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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