Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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