we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She bit a glass in half.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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