white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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