Don't you send me to vm
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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