38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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