no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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