You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
