I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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