she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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