I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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