IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Boobs are out for the taking
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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