Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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