Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Randomize
