Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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