I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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