so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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