ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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