Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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