you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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