Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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