you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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