i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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