Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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