all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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