I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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