Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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