it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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