Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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