OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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